i can't believe you actually did that Jessica! #enjoythelaugh

remember when.....

nate ate the last bite of the cupcake when i wasnt watching on saturday, so i had to go get another  peice? #iate4peicesofcakeonsaturday #dumbcravings

i found out i was pregnant with Eli on the surgery table and so I couldnt go through with the colonoscopy? #colonoscopyprepistheworst #literally #worstprepEVER #whydidnttheytellmetotakemyownpregnancytest #theniwouldnthavedonethehorribleprep

i had to pull out my for strength of youth pamphlet to convince a boy not to kiss me when I was 15?? #goodthingihadoneinmypurse #teachyourgirlsaboutthistrick #kissingisgross

disney land was one of the worst trips of my life?? (we went when i was 18 weeks pregnant with Eli) #sickthewholetrip #whoknewiwouldbesickthewholepregnancy #firstmigraine

we chucked dominoes pizza out the window for new years eve?? #notthisyear #wheniwasyounganddumb

a had this conversation on my first date with a guy i met at the temple:

"imagine this, i meet you at the temple, i get your number, i bring you to this lookout point, I pull out a ring, and I propose to you"

 i replied

"and I jump off this cliff!"

#provodating

#ireallysaidthat

i ran into a pole when nate asked me for his number? #nojoke #justlikeamovie

i drooled on my first date? #embarassing

i said yes to a second date from the before mentioned cliff guy for some reason, and we had this conversation:

"So I was thinking the other day....." I waited, thinking he would say something so profound

"I AM SO ATTRACTIVE!"

all i did was laugh, not the response he wanted

#noididntgooutwithhimagain

me and my cousin accidentally dropped ground up chili on the floor, and made our coworker think that we had pooped our pants? #what20yroldsdo

i rejected nate's first attempt to kiss me?  #imnotkissingjustanyone #buthestillmarriedme

drove 110 miles just to get cafe rio on my day off when i worked at the grand canyon? #shoutout #caferiorules #theresoneonmystreetnow

gained 25lbs in just the second trimester with Eli?   #nocomment

i used to eat a mixture of margarine, karo syrup, pb, sugar, and chocolate while watching hannah montana as a freshy at BYUI #gainedfreshman20 #getoffthatdiet=lose40lbs

hyperventalated the last mile of my marathon and had to go to the medical tent. i told them, "i think im going to die" so they asked who the vice president was to check my sanity...and i told them that i didnt know that in real life  #whoknowsthat #whostopsbreathingwhilerunning

fell off Mt Timpanogos while hiking in the middle of the night, and my date had to save me since i was only holding onto the roots of weeds?? #neardeathexperience #ilaughedthewholetime 

wrote the longest sentence i could think of in chinese on the outside of our door as a sophomore at college which said "i dont have a boyfriend" and this boy from my chinese class showed up the next day??   #younganddumbagain #whowritesthat

remember when....i wrote down a lot of the funny/awkward/dumb things ive done in my life on my blog? 

hope this helps someone's day be a bit brighter!

#dailylaugh
#everyoneneedsalittletlc
#wait
#everyoneneedstolaugh

#haveagreatday